Sunday, October 31, 2010

The road to the recklessness is paved with the bar of soap! (Part 1)

My life didn’t get effect much when the world had the economic crisis’s... Tequila crisis, Tom yum kung crisis or even the recent one Hamburger crisis... all of those crisis’s effected the whole world and everybody even the man who dig a yam in Africa still feel the effect. But what affect my life so much like the constipation that gripping the nation was one bar of soap!

These sounds like the Hollywood comedy that will make you laugh till the popcorn choked up your throat. Just read and learn the lesson from it.

As we know, hot water is the best way to remove the dirt and relax your muscle but you don’t know that sometime it can make your hand muscles feel too relax and can’t even grip a bar of soap. So that how it started with me. The soap was perfectly landing to the toilet bowl. Ordinary people will just pick it up and put it in the trashcan. But well if it simple likes that it was not me. I am always so thoughtful and like to experiment. So I didn’t pick it up and just looked and thought it would be a good way to let the soap dissolved then it can clean the toilet. My hand clean---My toilet clean---Win win!

But Wiseman says “No lucky for a stupid man” and that’s why not only the toilet is not clean when I flushed but the bar of soap got stuck in there also!!!

“Don’t panic” that was what I told and soothed myself when I realized what stupid thing I have done. Soap bar will be dissolved sometime and I can execrate it with some chemical and maybe hot water. HA! I am so smart but well..the truth is sometime the theory, it’s just a theory. Nothing changed with my toilet and it was 2-3days already that I have been tired  So I can’t use my own toilet, and I have to wandered around the town to use toilet here and there like a little bee that jumping from those flower to this flower looking for nectar. Sound cute alright? But to tell you the truth it’s not that fun!